Roger

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About Roger

Well, look who decided to drop by! You’ve just found the most fabulous thing on the internet… me.

I’m not one to brag (okay, maybe a little), but let’s just say you’re in for a treat. Expect wit, charm, and a sprinkle of mischief. After all, life’s too short to be boring.

Wanna get your slimy hand on some of my coins?

Step 1: Create a Wallet with MetaMask

First things first, sweetheart. Sashay over to MetaMask and follow their oh-so-simple steps to create your new account. Use the MetaMask app or browser extension—whichever you can handle without getting confused.

Ain’t that cute. Fomo is quite the doozy, eh? But since you’re here, I’ll guide you through it—try to keep up.

Step 2: Buy $ETH

Time to tap that ‘Buy’ button in the app to purchase some Ethereum. Or, if that’s too much for you, deposit $ETH into your MetaMask wallet from your favorite crypto exchange. Assuming you know how to use one.

Step 3: Swap $ETH for $ROGER

Now, make your way to Uniswap, connect your wallet, and follow the super easy steps to swap your $ETH for $ROGER. Use the Uniswap platform through the app or browser. Try not to get overwhelmed.